Music Cue-Star Spangled Banner
SCENE: OPENING SCENE
HARRY
Okay. What's your name?
ISAAC
Isaac.
HARRY
No, repeat my question so that I
can edit my voice out.
ISAAC
Oh, sorry. Okay.
HARRY
Go.
ISAAC
What is my name? My name is Isaac
Stover.
HARRY
No, just say, "my name is Isaac
Stover."
ISAAC
Oh, sorry.
HARRY
It's okay. Okay, go.
ISAAC
My name is Isaac Stover.
HARRY
And what are we doing today?
ISAAC
We are making a documentary about
my sex life and cock sucking in
America...and about the birth and
death of Shemale Sally...and about
Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton
and Monica Lewinsky and the United
States Marine Corps and pornography
and truckstops and truckers and
gloryholes....
HARRY
Cut...Cut...this totally
sucks...this is a horrible opening.
What's the point of watching the
whole movie if the audience sees
the whole thing in the first five
minutes.
ISAAC
Because, I think otherwise we're
gonna have structure problems.
HARRY
Fine, why don't you just direct it
and I'll just go home.
ISAAC
All I'm saying is that with all
these topics...
HARRY
Its an epic, Isaac...that's what it
is...its an epic about
cocksucking....there's a lot of
topics...don't worry about the
structure, just tell your story...
ISAAC
Why don't we open with these images
first...show a Marine, show Monica
Lewinsky and then cut to me outside
a porno theatre and I'll say, "we
are a nation of sex addicts."
Blackout
ISAAC
We start with a black screen...in
the darkness we hear the sound of a
United States Marine and he is
singing.
JIMMY
From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the Shores of Tripoli;
JIMMY/BILL CLINTON
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
JIMMY/REST OF CAST
First to fight for right and
freedom
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.
ISAAC
He lies in bed and thinks about
this great nation...he thinks about
the great responsibility of being a
Marine. He thinks about serving
his country. He thinks about his
commander in chief. He thinks
about Monica Lewinsky. He thinks
about getting a blowjob in the oval
office. He thinks about a girl
named Jennifer who sucked his cock
after a high school football game
back in Phoenix Arizona.
He jacks off. He cums. He snores.
SCENE: BILL AND MONICA TALK ON PHONE
BILL
What are you doing?
MONICA
Thinking about you.
BILL
I've been thinking about you, too.
Can you be free on Thursday?
MONICA
Of course.
BILL
OK...I'm gonna have Betty call you.
MONICA
I'll keep the whole day open...and
this time, you know what I want...
BILL
What do you want?
MONICA
I want to taste you. OK?
BILL
OK, you will.
MONICA
No, I mean your sperm...I want to
taste your sperm.
(pause)
Are you there?
BILL
Don't say sperm on the phone?
SCENE: ISAAC CONTINUES NARRATION
ISAAC
We are a nation of sex
addicts..weather it's the White
House, Camp Pendleton, or a dirty
little porno theatre in Denver
Colorado...the fabric that binds
this country together is...
HARRY
Isaac stop, It's choppy. I'm
sorry. It just doesn't work. I
don't know what to do. Honestly
I'm at a loss. How can I care
about this Marine if I know nothing
about him? How did Bill and
Monica meet? What are you doing at
a porno theatre in Denver Colorado?
Lets start over.
Blackout
HARRY
The screen is black. We fade up to
reveal a middle class neighborhood
in a small mid-western town. An
all-American young man is preparing
to leave for boot camp. His mother
enters. She is a cross between June
Cleaver and Florence Henderson.
MARINE MOM
I'm proud of you son. I'm so proud
of what you're doing. I'm gonna
miss you but I know you've made the
right decision.
JOSHUA
I love you too, Mom. I want to
make you proud. I want to make a
difference with my life.
ISAAC
Harry...that's bullshit..these boys
don't join to make a difference.
They join because they're
broke...they just did a huge piece
about it in the New York
Times...they join because they have
no future...most of them have very
little education...
MARINE MOM
Son, I'm sorry we're poor white
trash. Cause if we was rich you
wouldn't have to join the Marines
like your Uncle Buck, did.
JOSHUA
But Momma...I'm too dumb to do
anything else with my life.
ISAAC
Don't make 'em a cartoon though.
Make 'em real. Just show a real
mom and a real Marine and then
segue in to me with my own parents
SCENE: JOSHUA LEAVES HIS MOTHER-LOOK AT IT NOW
MARINE MOM
You don't have to go.
JOSHUA
Don't start with me again.
MARINE MOM
You don't.
JOSHUA
I don't want to talk about this
again.
MARINE MOM
You could get a student loan.
JOSHUA
I hate school...you know that.
MARINE MOM
Well what do you think you're gonna
do in the military...you're gonna
sit in a classroom.
JOSHUA
You just want me to stay here so I
can fix your car everytime it
breaks down.
MARINE MOM
Not true.
JOSHUA
It's only for four years.
MARINE MOM
You're not even gonna write to me.
JOSHUA
Yes I will.
MARINE MOM
You've never written a letter in
your life.
JOSHUA
Just admit, you're gonna miss me?
MARINE MOM
Of course I'm gonna miss you.
JOSHUA
And I'm gonna miss you, too.
MARINE MOM
I just don't want to live alone in
this neighborhood.
JOSHUA
The neighborhoods fine.
MARINE MOM
You shouldn't be going
Joshua...period...I'm sick of
saying it.
JOSHUA
What else am I gonna do. Go back to
working at Weinerschniztel, get an
ugly wife, have some kids, be poor
and die in Pheonix, yeah that's a
great life.
MARINE MOM
Would you rather die in Pheonix or
in some stupid country in the
middle of nowhere with a bullet in
your head.
JOSHUA
I'm not gonna see any combat and
you know it.
MARINE MOM
You're gonna do what you want...you
always do.
Jimmy enters
JIMMY
Knock, knock...lets go...hey Mrs.
Dillon, how are you?
MARINE MOM
I'm great, how are you Jimmy?
JIMMY
I'm great...dude were gonna be
late.
JOSHUA
We gotta go.
MARINE MOM
Just be careful, that's all I'm
saying... Don't get shot...or run
over by a tank...or you
know...just...just give me a
hug...just stay out of
trouble...you too Jimmy...I love
you, Joshua.
JOSHUA
Goodbye mom.
SCENE: ISAAC FINISHES NARRATION
ISAAC
I never knew my real mother. She
got pregnant when she was 14 years
old and two days after I was born
she gave me up for adoption. For
the next three months I lived in a
foster home in Los Angeles,
California.
And that's where my story begins.
Hi, welcome to our movie.
Cocksucker: a love story
Music Cue-John Denver
SCENE: FLASHBACK TO FOSTER MOTHER
The year is 1969. Isaac's foster mother enters.
FOSTER MOTHER
That's all...no more...you want
more? Its empty honey no more...my
goodness you love to suck, don't
you...I bet you're gonna suck your
thumb...I bet your gonna be a
thumbsucker.
ISAAC
She loved me...she wrote down
everything I did, everything I
ate...
FOSTER MOTHER
This baby has a healthy
appetite...he likes bananas...he
cries when I put him down...he
needs to be held......
ISAAC
Then under that she wrote...
FOSTER MOTHER
And he loves to suck.
ISAAC
That's what she wrote...he loves to
suck. I haven't changed since I was
three months old.
HARRY
And do you still cry when you
aren't being held?
(pause)
Do you?
ISAAC
No, I do not.
SCENE: ADOPTED PARENTS
ISAAC'S MOM
He likes bananas...that's what she
said...he likes bananas.
ISAACS DAD
Are you ready?
ISAAC'S MOM
I'm nervous.
ISAACS DAD
Why are you nervous? He's three
months old?
ISAAC'S MOM
Just think Charlie, we could be
adopting the next president of the
United States.
ISAACS DAD
Yeah, but with our luck he'll grow
up to be a democrat.
Music Cue: Young at Heart
SCENE: PARENTS ADOPT BABY
Isaac Performs for parents. Isaac Keeps sucking thumb and
parents scold him.
ISAAC'S MOM
Isaac...you know we love you...
ISAAC'S DAD
You know that right?
ISAAC'S MOM
But we don't love everything about
you...
ISAAC'S DAD
...you have got to stop sucking
your thumb...
ISAAC'S MOM
...you're 5 years old now...
ISAAC'S DAD
You are about to start
kindergarten...
ISAAC'S MOM
if you suck your thumb at school
all the kids will make fun of you.
ISAAC'S DAD
And you don't want that do you?
ISAAC'S MOM
Give us your thumbs...
ISAACS DAD
This won't hurt...
Parents wrap Isaacs thumb.
ISAACS MOM
Its just gauze...
ISAAC'S DAD
You have to keep it on for one
week.
ISAAC'S MOM
In the meantime...if you have to
suck something you can have a
lollipop...
ISAAC'S DAD
But no more thumbsucking...you
understand?
ISAAC
Yes.
(pause)
Can I go play now?
Music Cue-Marching Song
He goes to play.
SCENE: JOSHUA AND JIMMY MARCHING
SCENE: BOYS PLAYING WAR
They get shot.
Music Cue-Taps
FREDDY
Isaac...Isaac...I'm dying, help me.
ISAAC
Freddy...Freddy...don't die...
FREDDY
I'm dying...I can feel it...tell my
mom I love her.
ISAAC
Just hold on, Freddy...hold
on...keep breathing. I'll take the
bullet out.
FREDDY
Its a poison bullet...I can feel
the poison....
ISAAC
I'll suck the poison out I won't
let you die
He begins to suck on his stomach.
ISAAC
Can you feel that?
FREDDY
Yes...
ISAAC
Hold on...Its almost out...
He continues to suck.
FREDDY
Go lower...I feel the poison moving
into my legs...go lower...
He does.
FREDDY
Lower...Lower...Oh yeah, right
there...yeah, right there...
We see Freddie's face in ecstacy as he gets blown.
FREDDY
Oh thank god you saved me.
ISAAC
I was just serving my country...oh
no...Billy's dead.
BILLY
No I'm not. I just need to have my
poison sucked out.
Music Cue-I'm Coming Out
Isaac's parents walk in and catch him. The kids jump up.
ISAACS DAD
Go home, boys.
ISAAC'S MOM
Get in the kitchen, right now.
They go in to the kitchen. A long silence.
ISAAC'S DAD
If we ever catch you doing that
ever again...you will no longer be
welcome in this house. Do you
understand?
They exit. Isaac sits and thinks.
Music Cue-I Am Changing
SCENE: I AM CHANGING
Isaac sits alone.
Looks at thumbs.
Slowly unwraps thumbs.
Sucks his thumbs.
Turns into young gay man.
Puts on leather jacket, glasses, hat, scarf in pocket.
Follows Harry to glory hole.
Meanwhile...
Monica gets dressed
Then...
Marines do push ups
Then...
Isaac Waits for cock. Looks at watch.
Monica walks down stage
Marines do dips
Cock comes through the wall.
Mom enters and sits.
Mom writes letter.
Monica does lipstick.
Marines w/ rifles
Bill enters
They all suck cock
Marines doing sit ups.
SCENE: GROUP SCENE
ISSAAC
When I found out Bill was getting
his cock sucked by Monica Lewinsky,
it didn't even faze me, but other
people were so shocked...they said
can you believe this? It was like
the whole country had already,
forgotten about Gennifer
Flowers...I've never understood the
incredibly short attention span of
the American public...including my
own...I admit it...about a month
ago somebody referred to 9-11 and
they mentioned the Twin Towers and
the plane that had hit the
Pentagon...and I thought to myself,
the Pentagon, what are they talking
about? I had completely forgotten
about the Pentagon... But I
remembered Gennifer Flowers...so
when the Monica story broke I just
said, of course she's blowing him
I'd blow him, too.
I was actually jealous of
Monica...I mean he could have had
any cocksucker in the entire world
but he picked her? A little fat
girl...
BILL
Oh my God.
HILLARY
The great story here for anybody
willing to find it, write about it
and explain it is this vast right
wing conspiracy that has been
conspiring against my husband since
the day he announced for president.
BILL
I'm about to cum.
MARINES
I must shoot straighter than the
enemy who is trying to kill me. I
must shoot him before he shoots
me.Ê
BILL
Wait, wait, wait.
MONICA
Stop pushing me away.
HILLARY
I do believe that this is a battle.
MONICA
I care about you so much.
BILL
I care about you, too.
MONICA
But you're holding back...I don't
understand why you're holding
back...it doesn't feel right when
you push me away.
MARINES
I will keep my rifle clean and
ready, even as I am clean and
ready.Ê We will become part of each
other. Before God I swear this
creed.Ê My rifle and I are the
defenders of my country.
HILLARY
Bill and I have been accused of
everything, including murder, by
some of the very same people who
are behind these allegations. So
from my perspective, this is part
of a continuing political campaign
against my husband.
BILL
Oh my God, I'm gonna cum.
MARINES
What counts in war is not the
rounds we fire, the noise of our
burst, or the smoke we make.Ê We
know that it is the hits that
count.Ê We will hit.
BILL
(breathing heavy)
Oh my God.
HILLARY
The best thing for this country to
do is to be patient, take a deep
breath...
Bill does a major inhalation.
HILLARY
...and the truth will come out.
He cums.
BILL
Oh my God. I can't believe you did
that. You'll never talk about this
will you?
MONICA
Who would I tell?
HILLARY
I'm not some little woman standing
by my man like Tammy Wynette but I
do support my husband and I'm not
going to have reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the
president.
MONICA
(on phone with Linda)
But sometimes, Linda...when I'm
sucking him I think to myself, I am
sucking the most powerful cock in
the world...and its all mine...I
could bite it off if I wanted...I
know it's stupid but...I feel like
I'm doing something
important...that's why I want his
sperm...he's the father of our
country...when he cums in my mouth
I feel like I have the whole nation
inside of me.
ISAAC
When I was in High School I would
suck off members of the football
team and I always let them cum in
my mouth. But after AIDS exploded
I stopped doing that. Flash
forward 15 years. I met a married
man with 4 kids and he really
wanted to cum in my mouth...he said
his wife never let him cum in her
mouth, so I let 'em do it. It was
the first time anyone had cum in my
mouth in 15 years and you know what
it tasted like? It tasted like
High School. All those memories of
sucking off football players came
rushing back. And after that my
obsession sort of intensified. I
wanted only masculine stereotypes
in my mouth. Married men,
construction workers, Cops,
Marines, Truckdrivers.
HARRY
And is that when you started
dressing up?
ISAAC
Exactly. Cause when I dressed up
they pursued me. I didn't have to
work anymore. It was perfect.
HARRY
So tell me about the first time.
Cast sets up porno theater
ISAAC
I was visiting a friend in Denver,
Colorado
Music Cue-Superman
ISAAC
...and I was on the computer
looking up the sex listings on
cruisingforsex.com. and I found it.
Circus Cinema,Ê5580 North Federal
Blvd. My favorite place in the
entire world. This place is
straight trade for sure. Its the
nastiest porno theatre in north
America. Its filthy. Lots of
truckers, blue collar workers,
couples come in, women come in by
themselves. Anything goes.
Anything and everything. There are
three separate theatres. Each of
the three theaters has about twenty
five seats. Two theaters show
straight films and one shows gay
films. The gay theater is almost
always empty. Stay in the straight
theater all the action takes place
in the straight theatre...
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