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Music Cue-Star Spangled Banner
SCENE: OPENING SCENE
Okay. What's your name?
No, repeat my question so that I
can edit my voice out.
Oh, sorry. Okay.
What is my name? My name is Isaac
No, just say, "my name is Isaac
It's okay. Okay, go.
My name is Isaac Stover.
And what are we doing today?
We are making a documentary about
my sex life and cock sucking in
America...and about the birth and
death of Shemale Sally...and about
Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton
and Monica Lewinsky and the United
States Marine Corps and pornography
and truckstops and truckers and
sucks...this is a horrible opening.
What's the point of watching the
whole movie if the audience sees
the whole thing in the first five
Because, I think otherwise we're
gonna have structure problems.
Fine, why don't you just direct it
and I'll just go home.
All I'm saying is that with all
Its an epic, Isaac...that's what it
is...its an epic about
cocksucking....there's a lot of
topics...don't worry about the
structure, just tell your story...
Why don't we open with these images
first...show a Marine, show Monica
Lewinsky and then cut to me outside
a porno theatre and I'll say, "we
are a nation of sex addicts."
We start with a black screen...in
the darkness we hear the sound of a
United States Marine and he is
From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the Shores of Tripoli;
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea;
JIMMY/REST OF CAST
First to fight for right and
And to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title
Of United States Marines.
He lies in bed and thinks about
this great nation...he thinks about
the great responsibility of being a
Marine. He thinks about serving
his country. He thinks about his
commander in chief. He thinks
about Monica Lewinsky. He thinks
about getting a blowjob in the oval
office. He thinks about a girl
named Jennifer who sucked his cock
after a high school football game
back in Phoenix Arizona.
He jacks off. He cums. He snores.
SCENE: BILL AND MONICA TALK ON PHONE
What are you doing?
Thinking about you.
I've been thinking about you, too.
Can you be free on Thursday?
OK...I'm gonna have Betty call you.
I'll keep the whole day open...and
this time, you know what I want...
What do you want?
I want to taste you. OK?
OK, you will.
No, I mean your sperm...I want to
taste your sperm.
Are you there?
Don't say sperm on the phone?
SCENE: ISAAC CONTINUES NARRATION
We are a nation of sex
addicts..weather it's the White
House, Camp Pendleton, or a dirty
little porno theatre in Denver
Colorado...the fabric that binds
this country together is...
Isaac stop, It's choppy. I'm
sorry. It just doesn't work. I
don't know what to do. Honestly
I'm at a loss. How can I care
about this Marine if I know nothing
about him? How did Bill and
Monica meet? What are you doing at
a porno theatre in Denver Colorado?
Lets start over.
The screen is black. We fade up to
reveal a middle class neighborhood
in a small mid-western town. An
all-American young man is preparing
to leave for boot camp. His mother
enters. She is a cross between June
Cleaver and Florence Henderson.
I'm proud of you son. I'm so proud
of what you're doing. I'm gonna
miss you but I know you've made the
I love you too, Mom. I want to
make you proud. I want to make a
difference with my life.
Harry...that's bullshit..these boys
don't join to make a difference.
They join because they're
broke...they just did a huge piece
about it in the New York
Times...they join because they have
no future...most of them have very
Son, I'm sorry we're poor white
trash. Cause if we was rich you
wouldn't have to join the Marines
like your Uncle Buck, did.
But Momma...I'm too dumb to do
anything else with my life.
Don't make 'em a cartoon though.
Make 'em real. Just show a real
mom and a real Marine and then
segue in to me with my own parents
SCENE: JOSHUA LEAVES HIS MOTHER-LOOK AT IT NOW
You don't have to go.
Don't start with me again.
I don't want to talk about this
You could get a student loan.
I hate school...you know that.
Well what do you think you're gonna
do in the military...you're gonna
sit in a classroom.
You just want me to stay here so I
can fix your car everytime it
It's only for four years.
You're not even gonna write to me.
Yes I will.
You've never written a letter in
Just admit, you're gonna miss me?
Of course I'm gonna miss you.
And I'm gonna miss you, too.
I just don't want to live alone in
The neighborhoods fine.
You shouldn't be going
Joshua...period...I'm sick of
What else am I gonna do. Go back to
working at Weinerschniztel, get an
ugly wife, have some kids, be poor
and die in Pheonix, yeah that's a
Would you rather die in Pheonix or
in some stupid country in the
middle of nowhere with a bullet in
I'm not gonna see any combat and
you know it.
You're gonna do what you want...you
Knock, knock...lets go...hey Mrs.
Dillon, how are you?
I'm great, how are you Jimmy?
I'm great...dude were gonna be
We gotta go.
Just be careful, that's all I'm
saying... Don't get shot...or run
over by a tank...or you
know...just...just give me a
hug...just stay out of
trouble...you too Jimmy...I love
SCENE: ISAAC FINISHES NARRATION
I never knew my real mother. She
got pregnant when she was 14 years
old and two days after I was born
she gave me up for adoption. For
the next three months I lived in a
foster home in Los Angeles,
And that's where my story begins.
Hi, welcome to our movie.
Cocksucker: a love story
Music Cue-John Denver
SCENE: FLASHBACK TO FOSTER MOTHER
The year is 1969. Isaac's foster mother enters.
That's all...no more...you want
more? Its empty honey no more...my
goodness you love to suck, don't
you...I bet you're gonna suck your
thumb...I bet your gonna be a
She loved me...she wrote down
everything I did, everything I
This baby has a healthy
appetite...he likes bananas...he
cries when I put him down...he
needs to be held......
Then under that she wrote...
And he loves to suck.
That's what she wrote...he loves to
suck. I haven't changed since I was
three months old.
And do you still cry when you
aren't being held?
No, I do not.
SCENE: ADOPTED PARENTS
He likes bananas...that's what she
said...he likes bananas.
Are you ready?
Why are you nervous? He's three
Just think Charlie, we could be
adopting the next president of the
Yeah, but with our luck he'll grow
up to be a democrat.
Music Cue: Young at Heart
SCENE: PARENTS ADOPT BABY
Isaac Performs for parents. Isaac Keeps sucking thumb and
parents scold him.
Isaac...you know we love you...
You know that right?
But we don't love everything about
...you have got to stop sucking
...you're 5 years old now...
You are about to start
if you suck your thumb at school
all the kids will make fun of you.
And you don't want that do you?
Give us your thumbs...
This won't hurt...
Parents wrap Isaacs thumb.
Its just gauze...
You have to keep it on for one
In the meantime...if you have to
suck something you can have a
But no more thumbsucking...you
Can I go play now?
Music Cue-Marching Song
He goes to play.
SCENE: JOSHUA AND JIMMY MARCHING
SCENE: BOYS PLAYING WAR
They get shot.
Isaac...Isaac...I'm dying, help me.
I'm dying...I can feel it...tell my
mom I love her.
Just hold on, Freddy...hold
on...keep breathing. I'll take the
Its a poison bullet...I can feel
I'll suck the poison out I won't
let you die
He begins to suck on his stomach.
Can you feel that?
Hold on...Its almost out...
He continues to suck.
Go lower...I feel the poison moving
into my legs...go lower...
Lower...Lower...Oh yeah, right
there...yeah, right there...
We see Freddie's face in ecstacy as he gets blown.
Oh thank god you saved me.
I was just serving my country...oh
No I'm not. I just need to have my
poison sucked out.
Music Cue-I'm Coming Out
Isaac's parents walk in and catch him. The kids jump up.
Go home, boys.
Get in the kitchen, right now.
They go in to the kitchen. A long silence.
If we ever catch you doing that
ever again...you will no longer be
welcome in this house. Do you
They exit. Isaac sits and thinks.
Music Cue-I Am Changing
SCENE: I AM CHANGING
Isaac sits alone.
Looks at thumbs.
Slowly unwraps thumbs.
Sucks his thumbs.
Turns into young gay man.
Puts on leather jacket, glasses, hat, scarf in pocket.
Follows Harry to glory hole.
Monica gets dressed
Marines do push ups
Isaac Waits for cock. Looks at watch.
Monica walks down stage
Marines do dips
Cock comes through the wall.
Mom enters and sits.
Mom writes letter.
Monica does lipstick.
Marines w/ rifles
They all suck cock
Marines doing sit ups.
SCENE: GROUP SCENE
When I found out Bill was getting
his cock sucked by Monica Lewinsky,
it didn't even faze me, but other
people were so shocked...they said
can you believe this? It was like
the whole country had already,
forgotten about Gennifer
Flowers...I've never understood the
incredibly short attention span of
the American public...including my
own...I admit it...about a month
ago somebody referred to 9-11 and
they mentioned the Twin Towers and
the plane that had hit the
Pentagon...and I thought to myself,
the Pentagon, what are they talking
about? I had completely forgotten
about the Pentagon... But I
remembered Gennifer Flowers...so
when the Monica story broke I just
said, of course she's blowing him
I'd blow him, too.
I was actually jealous of
Monica...I mean he could have had
any cocksucker in the entire world
but he picked her? A little fat
Oh my God.
The great story here for anybody
willing to find it, write about it
and explain it is this vast right
wing conspiracy that has been
conspiring against my husband since
the day he announced for president.
I'm about to cum.
I must shoot straighter than the
enemy who is trying to kill me. I
must shoot him before he shoots
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop pushing me away.
I do believe that this is a battle.
I care about you so much.
I care about you, too.
But you're holding back...I don't
understand why you're holding
back...it doesn't feel right when
you push me away.
I will keep my rifle clean and
ready, even as I am clean and
ready.Ê We will become part of each
other. Before God I swear this
creed.Ê My rifle and I are the
defenders of my country.
Bill and I have been accused of
everything, including murder, by
some of the very same people who
are behind these allegations. So
from my perspective, this is part
of a continuing political campaign
against my husband.
Oh my God, I'm gonna cum.
What counts in war is not the
rounds we fire, the noise of our
burst, or the smoke we make.Ê We
know that it is the hits that
count.Ê We will hit.
Oh my God.
The best thing for this country to
do is to be patient, take a deep
Bill does a major inhalation.
...and the truth will come out.
Oh my God. I can't believe you did
that. You'll never talk about this
Who would I tell?
I'm not some little woman standing
by my man like Tammy Wynette but I
do support my husband and I'm not
going to have reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the
(on phone with Linda)
But sometimes, Linda...when I'm
sucking him I think to myself, I am
sucking the most powerful cock in
the world...and its all mine...I
could bite it off if I wanted...I
know it's stupid but...I feel like
I'm doing something
important...that's why I want his
sperm...he's the father of our
country...when he cums in my mouth
I feel like I have the whole nation
inside of me.
When I was in High School I would
suck off members of the football
team and I always let them cum in
my mouth. But after AIDS exploded
I stopped doing that. Flash
forward 15 years. I met a married
man with 4 kids and he really
wanted to cum in my mouth...he said
his wife never let him cum in her
mouth, so I let 'em do it. It was
the first time anyone had cum in my
mouth in 15 years and you know what
it tasted like? It tasted like
High School. All those memories of
sucking off football players came
rushing back. And after that my
obsession sort of intensified. I
wanted only masculine stereotypes
in my mouth. Married men,
construction workers, Cops,
And is that when you started
Exactly. Cause when I dressed up
they pursued me. I didn't have to
work anymore. It was perfect.
So tell me about the first time.
Cast sets up porno theater
I was visiting a friend in Denver,
...and I was on the computer
looking up the sex listings on
cruisingforsex.com. and I found it.
Circus Cinema,Ê5580 North Federal
Blvd. My favorite place in the
entire world. This place is
straight trade for sure. Its the
nastiest porno theatre in north
America. Its filthy. Lots of
truckers, blue collar workers,
couples come in, women come in by
themselves. Anything goes.
Anything and everything. There are
three separate theatres. Each of
the three theaters has about twenty
five seats. Two theaters show
straight films and one shows gay
films. The gay theater is almost
always empty. Stay in the straight
theater all the action takes place
in the straight theatre...
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