COCKSUCKER-OFFICIAL SCRIPT
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               Music Cue-Star Spangled Banner



               SCENE: OPENING SCENE

                                   HARRY
                         Okay. What's your name?

                                   ISAAC
                         Isaac.

                                   HARRY
                         No, repeat my question so that I
                         can edit my voice out.

                                   ISAAC
                         Oh, sorry.  Okay.

                                   HARRY
                         Go.

                                   ISAAC
                         What is my name?  My name is Isaac
                         Stover.

                                   HARRY
                         No, just say, "my name is Isaac
                         Stover."

                                   ISAAC
                         Oh, sorry.

                                   HARRY
                         It's okay.  Okay, go.

                                   ISAAC
                         My name is Isaac Stover.

                                   HARRY
                         And what are we doing today?

                                   ISAAC
                         We are making a documentary about
                         my sex life and cock sucking in
                         America...and about the birth and
                         death of Shemale Sally...and about
                         Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton
                         and Monica Lewinsky and the United
                         States Marine Corps and pornography
                         and truckstops and truckers and
                         gloryholes....  

                                   HARRY
                         Cut...Cut...this totally
                         sucks...this is a horrible opening. 
                         What's the point of watching the
                         whole movie if the audience sees
                         the whole thing in the first five
                         minutes.

                                   ISAAC
                         Because, I think otherwise we're
                         gonna have structure problems.

                                   HARRY
                         Fine, why don't you just direct it
                         and I'll just go home.

                                   ISAAC
                         All I'm saying is that with all
                         these topics... 

                                   HARRY
                         Its an epic, Isaac...that's what it
                         is...its an epic about
                         cocksucking....there's a lot of
                         topics...don't worry about the
                         structure, just tell your story...

                                   ISAAC
                         Why don't we open with these images
                         first...show a Marine, show Monica
                         Lewinsky and then cut to me outside
                         a porno theatre and I'll say, "we
                         are a nation of sex addicts." 

               Blackout

                                   ISAAC
                         We start with a black screen...in
                         the darkness we hear the sound of a
                         United States Marine and he is
                         singing. 

                                   JIMMY
                         From the Halls of Montezuma,
                         To the Shores of Tripoli;

                                   JIMMY/BILL CLINTON
                         We fight our country's battles
                         In the air, on land and sea;

                                   JIMMY/REST OF CAST
                         First to fight for right and
                         freedom
                         And to keep our honor clean;
                         We are proud to claim the title
                         Of United States Marines.

                                   ISAAC
                         He lies in bed and thinks about
                         this great nation...he thinks about
                         the great responsibility of being a
                         Marine.  He thinks about serving
                         his country.  He thinks about his
                         commander in chief.  He thinks
                         about Monica Lewinsky.  He thinks
                         about getting a blowjob in the oval
                         office.  He thinks about a girl
                         named Jennifer who sucked his cock
                         after a high school football game
                         back in Phoenix Arizona.

               He jacks off.  He cums.  He snores.



               SCENE: BILL AND MONICA TALK ON PHONE

                                   BILL
                         What are you doing?

                                   MONICA
                         Thinking about you.

                                   BILL
                         I've been thinking about you, too.
                         Can you be free on Thursday?

                                   MONICA
                         Of course.

                                   BILL
                         OK...I'm gonna have Betty call you.

                                   MONICA
                         I'll keep the whole day open...and
                         this time, you know what I want...

                                   BILL
                         What do you want?

                                   MONICA
                         I want to taste you.  OK?

                                   BILL 
                         OK, you will.

                                   MONICA
                         No, I mean your sperm...I want to
                         taste your sperm.  
                             (pause)
                         Are you there?

                                   BILL
                         Don't say sperm on the phone?



               SCENE: ISAAC CONTINUES NARRATION

                                   ISAAC
                         We are a nation of sex
                         addicts..weather it's the White
                         House, Camp Pendleton, or a dirty
                         little porno theatre in Denver
                         Colorado...the fabric that binds
                         this country together is...

                                   HARRY
                         Isaac stop,  It's choppy.  I'm
                         sorry.  It just doesn't work.  I
                         don't know what to do.  Honestly
                         I'm at a loss.  How can I care
                         about this Marine if I know nothing
                         about him?   How did Bill and
                         Monica meet?  What are you doing at
                         a porno theatre in Denver Colorado?  
                         Lets start over.

               Blackout

                                   HARRY
                         The screen is black.  We fade up to 
                         reveal a middle class neighborhood
                         in a small mid-western town.  An
                         all-American young man is preparing
                         to leave for boot camp.  His mother
                         enters. She is a cross between June
                         Cleaver and Florence Henderson.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         I'm proud of you son.  I'm so proud
                         of what you're doing.  I'm gonna
                         miss you but I know you've made the
                         right decision.

                                   JOSHUA
                         I love you too, Mom.  I want to
                         make you proud.  I want to make a
                         difference with my life.

                                   ISAAC
                         Harry...that's bullshit..these boys
                         don't join to make a difference. 
                         They join because they're
                         broke...they just did a huge piece
                         about it in the New York
                         Times...they join because they have
                         no future...most of them have very
                         little education...

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Son, I'm sorry we're poor white
                         trash. Cause if we was rich you
                         wouldn't have to join the Marines
                         like your Uncle Buck, did.

                                   JOSHUA
                         But Momma...I'm too dumb to do
                         anything else with my life.

                                   ISAAC
                         Don't make 'em a cartoon though.
                         Make 'em real.  Just show a real
                         mom and a real Marine and then
                         segue in to me with my own parents 



               SCENE: JOSHUA LEAVES HIS MOTHER-LOOK AT IT NOW

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You don't have to go.

                                   JOSHUA
                         Don't start with me again.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You don't.

                                   JOSHUA
                         I don't want to talk about this
                         again.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You could get a student loan.

                                   JOSHUA
                         I hate school...you know that.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Well what do you think you're gonna
                         do in the military...you're gonna
                         sit in a classroom.

                                   JOSHUA
                         You just want me to stay here so I
                         can fix your car everytime it
                         breaks down.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Not true.

                                   JOSHUA
                         It's only for four years.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You're not even gonna write to me.

                                   JOSHUA
                         Yes I will.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You've never written a letter in
                         your life.

                                   JOSHUA
                         Just admit,  you're gonna miss me?

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Of course I'm gonna miss you.

                                   JOSHUA
                         And I'm gonna miss you, too.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         I just don't want to live alone in
                         this neighborhood.

                                   JOSHUA
                         The neighborhoods fine.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You shouldn't be going
                         Joshua...period...I'm sick of
                         saying it.

                                   JOSHUA
                         What else am I gonna do. Go back to
                         working at Weinerschniztel, get an
                         ugly wife, have some kids, be poor
                         and die in Pheonix, yeah that's a
                         great life. 

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Would you rather die in Pheonix or
                         in some stupid country in the
                         middle of nowhere with a bullet in
                         your head.

                                   JOSHUA
                         I'm not gonna see any combat and
                         you know it.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         You're gonna do what you want...you
                         always do.

               Jimmy enters

                                   JIMMY
                         Knock, knock...lets go...hey Mrs.
                         Dillon, how are you?

                                   MARINE MOM
                         I'm great, how are you Jimmy?

                                   JIMMY
                         I'm great...dude were gonna be
                         late.

                                   JOSHUA
                         We gotta go.

                                   MARINE MOM
                         Just be careful, that's all I'm
                         saying... Don't get shot...or run
                         over by a tank...or you
                         know...just...just  give me a
                         hug...just stay out of
                         trouble...you too Jimmy...I love
                         you, Joshua.

                                   JOSHUA
                         Goodbye mom.



               SCENE:  ISAAC FINISHES NARRATION

                                   ISAAC 
                         I never knew my real mother. She
                         got pregnant when she was 14 years
                         old and two days after  I was born
                         she gave me up for adoption.  For
                         the next three months I lived in a
                         foster home in Los Angeles,
                         California. 
                         And that's where my story begins.
                         Hi, welcome to our movie.
                         Cocksucker: a love story

               Music Cue-John Denver



               SCENE: FLASHBACK TO FOSTER MOTHER

               The year is 1969. Isaac's foster mother enters.

                                   FOSTER MOTHER
                         That's all...no more...you want
                         more?  Its empty honey no more...my
                         goodness you love to suck, don't
                         you...I bet you're gonna suck your
                         thumb...I bet your gonna be a
                         thumbsucker.

                                   ISAAC
                         She loved me...she wrote down
                         everything I did, everything I
                         ate...

                                   FOSTER MOTHER
                         This baby has a healthy
                         appetite...he likes bananas...he
                         cries when I put him down...he
                         needs to be held......

                                   ISAAC
                         Then under that she wrote...  

                                   FOSTER MOTHER
                         And he loves to suck.  

                                   ISAAC
                         That's what she wrote...he loves to
                         suck. I haven't changed since I was
                         three months old.

                                   HARRY
                         And do you still cry when you
                         aren't being held?  
                             (pause)
                         Do you?

                                   ISAAC
                         No, I do not.



               SCENE: ADOPTED PARENTS

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         He likes bananas...that's what she
                         said...he likes bananas.

                                   ISAACS DAD
                         Are you ready?

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         I'm nervous.

                                   ISAACS DAD
                         Why are you nervous?  He's three
                         months old?  

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         Just think Charlie, we could be
                         adopting the next president of the
                         United States.

                                   ISAACS DAD
                         Yeah, but with our luck he'll grow
                         up to be a democrat.

               Music Cue: Young at Heart



               SCENE: PARENTS ADOPT BABY

               Isaac Performs for parents. Isaac Keeps sucking thumb and
               parents scold him.

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         Isaac...you know we love you...

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         You know that right?  

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         But we don't love everything about
                         you...

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         ...you have got to stop sucking
                         your thumb...

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         ...you're 5 years old now...

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         You are about to start
                         kindergarten...

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         if you suck your thumb at school
                         all the kids will make fun of you.

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         And you don't want that do you? 

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         Give us your thumbs...

                                   ISAACS DAD
                         This won't hurt...

               Parents wrap Isaacs thumb.

                                   ISAACS MOM
                         Its just gauze...

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         You have to keep it on for one
                         week. 

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         In the meantime...if you have to
                         suck something you can have a
                         lollipop...

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         But no more thumbsucking...you
                         understand?

                                   ISAAC
                         Yes.
                             (pause)
                         Can I go play now?

               Music Cue-Marching Song

               He goes to play.



               SCENE: JOSHUA AND JIMMY  MARCHING



               SCENE: BOYS PLAYING WAR

               They get shot. 

               Music Cue-Taps

                                   FREDDY
                         Isaac...Isaac...I'm dying, help me.

                                   ISAAC 
                         Freddy...Freddy...don't die...

                                   FREDDY
                         I'm dying...I can feel it...tell my
                         mom I love her.

                                   ISAAC
                         Just hold on, Freddy...hold
                         on...keep breathing.  I'll take the
                         bullet out.

                                   FREDDY
                         Its a poison bullet...I can feel
                         the poison....

                                   ISAAC
                         I'll suck the poison out I won't
                         let you die

               He begins to suck on his stomach.

                                   ISAAC
                         Can you feel that?

                                   FREDDY
                         Yes...

                                   ISAAC
                         Hold on...Its almost out...

               He continues to suck.

                                   FREDDY
                         Go lower...I feel the poison moving
                         into my legs...go lower...

               He does.

                                   FREDDY
                         Lower...Lower...Oh yeah, right
                         there...yeah, right there...

               We see Freddie's face in ecstacy as he gets blown.

                                   FREDDY
                         Oh thank god you saved me.

                                   ISAAC
                         I was just serving my country...oh
                         no...Billy's dead.

                                   BILLY
                         No I'm not. I just need to have my 
                         poison sucked out.

               Music Cue-I'm Coming Out

               Isaac's parents walk in and catch him. The kids jump up.

                                   ISAACS DAD
                         Go home, boys. 

                                   ISAAC'S MOM
                         Get in the kitchen, right now.

               They go in to the kitchen.  A long silence.

                                   ISAAC'S DAD
                         If we ever catch you doing that
                         ever again...you will no longer be
                         welcome in this house.  Do you
                         understand?

               They exit.  Isaac sits and thinks.

               Music Cue-I Am Changing



               SCENE: I AM CHANGING

               Isaac sits alone.

               Looks at thumbs.

               Slowly unwraps thumbs.

               Sucks his thumbs.

               Turns into young gay man.

               Puts on leather jacket, glasses, hat, scarf in pocket.

               Follows Harry to glory hole.

               Meanwhile...

               Monica gets dressed

               Then...

               Marines do push ups

               Then...

               Isaac Waits for cock. Looks at watch.

               Monica walks down stage

               Marines do dips

               Cock comes through the wall.

               Mom enters and sits.

               Mom writes letter.

               Monica does lipstick.

               Marines w/ rifles

               Bill enters

               They all suck cock 

               Marines doing sit ups.



               SCENE: GROUP SCENE

                                   ISSAAC
                         When I found out Bill was getting
                         his cock sucked by Monica Lewinsky,
                         it didn't even faze me, but other
                         people were so shocked...they said
                         can you believe this?  It was like
                         the whole country had already,
                         forgotten about Gennifer
                         Flowers...I've never understood the
                         incredibly short attention span of
                         the American public...including my
                         own...I admit it...about a month
                         ago somebody referred to 9-11 and
                         they mentioned the Twin Towers and
                         the plane that had hit the
                         Pentagon...and I thought to myself,
                         the Pentagon, what are they talking
                         about?  I had completely forgotten
                         about the Pentagon...  But I
                         remembered Gennifer Flowers...so
                         when the Monica story broke I just
                         said, of course she's blowing him 
                         I'd blow him, too.
                         I was actually jealous of
                         Monica...I mean he could have had
                         any cocksucker in the entire world
                         but he picked her?  A little fat
                         girl...

                                   BILL
                         Oh my God.

                                   HILLARY
                         The great story here for anybody
                         willing to find it, write about it
                         and explain it is this vast right
                         wing conspiracy that has been
                         conspiring against my husband since
                         the day he announced for president.

                                   BILL
                         I'm about to cum.

                                   MARINES
                         I must shoot straighter than the
                         enemy who is trying to kill me.  I
                         must shoot him before he shoots
                         me.  

                                   BILL
                         Wait, wait, wait.

                                   MONICA
                         Stop pushing me away.

                                   HILLARY
                         I do believe that this is a battle.

                                   MONICA
                         I care about you so much.  

                                   BILL
                         I care about you, too.

                                   MONICA
                         But you're holding back...I don't
                         understand why you're holding
                         back...it doesn't feel right when
                         you push me away.

                                   MARINES  
                         I will keep my rifle clean and
                         ready, even as I am clean and
                         ready. We will become part of each
                         other.  Before God I swear this
                         creed. My rifle and I are the
                         defenders of my country.  

                                   HILLARY
                         Bill and I have been accused of
                         everything, including murder, by
                         some of the very same people who
                         are behind these allegations.   So
                         from my perspective, this is part
                         of a continuing political campaign
                         against my husband.

                                   BILL
                         Oh my God, I'm gonna cum.  

                                   MARINES
                         What counts in war is not the
                         rounds we fire, the noise of our
                         burst, or the smoke we make. We
                         know that it is the hits that
                         count. We will hit.

                                   BILL
                             (breathing heavy)
                         Oh my God.

                                   HILLARY
                         The best thing for this country to
                         do is to be patient, take a deep
                         breath...

               Bill does a major inhalation.

                                   HILLARY
                         ...and the truth will come out.

               He cums.

                                   BILL
                         Oh my God. I can't believe you did
                         that.  You'll never talk about this
                         will you?  

                                   MONICA
                         Who would I tell?

                                   HILLARY
                         I'm not some little woman standing
                         by my man like Tammy Wynette but I
                         do support my husband and I'm not
                         going to have reporters pawing
                         through our papers. We are the
                         president.

                                   MONICA
                             (on phone with Linda)
                         But sometimes, Linda...when I'm
                         sucking him I think to myself, I am
                         sucking the most powerful cock in
                         the world...and its all mine...I
                         could bite it off if I wanted...I
                         know it's stupid but...I feel like
                         I'm doing something
                         important...that's why I want his
                         sperm...he's the father of our
                         country...when he cums in my mouth
                         I feel like I have the whole nation
                         inside of me.

                                   ISAAC
                         When I was in High School I would
                         suck off members of the football
                         team and I always let them cum in
                         my mouth.  But after AIDS exploded
                         I stopped doing that.  Flash
                         forward 15 years.  I met a married
                         man with 4 kids and he really
                         wanted to cum in my mouth...he said
                         his wife never let him cum in her
                         mouth, so I let 'em do it.  It was
                         the first time anyone had cum in my
                         mouth in 15 years and you know what
                         it tasted like?  It tasted like
                         High School. All those memories of
                         sucking off football players came
                         rushing back. And after that my
                         obsession sort of intensified.  I
                         wanted only masculine stereotypes
                         in my mouth.  Married men,
                         construction workers, Cops,
                         Marines, Truckdrivers. 

                                   HARRY
                         And is that when you started
                         dressing up?

                                   ISAAC
                         Exactly.  Cause when I dressed up
                         they pursued me.  I didn't have to
                         work anymore.  It was perfect.

                                   HARRY
                         So tell me about the first time.

               Cast sets up porno theater

                                   ISAAC
                         I was visiting a friend in Denver,
                         Colorado 

               Music Cue-Superman

                                   ISAAC
                         ...and I was on the computer
                         looking up the sex listings on
                         cruisingforsex.com. and I found it. 
                         Circus Cinema,5580 North Federal
                         Blvd.  My favorite place in the
                         entire world. This place is
                         straight trade for sure. Its the
                         nastiest porno theatre in north
                         America.  Its filthy.  Lots of
                         truckers, blue collar workers,
                         couples come in, women come in by
                         themselves.  Anything goes. 
                         Anything and everything.  There are
                         three separate theatres.  Each of
                         the three theaters has about twenty
                         five seats. Two theaters show
                         straight films and one shows gay
                         films.  The gay theater is almost
                         always empty.  Stay in the straight
                         theater all the action takes place
                         in the straight theatre...
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