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SCENE: ANITA GETS FLOWERS AT HER OFFICE
Anita walks in to her office, she is just coming back from aerobics holding a duffel bag, she changes from aerobic shoes into office shoes, she sees a bouquet of flowers on her desk. She opens the card to the flowers, reads it, smiles, she suspects they are from Annie, she goes to her phone and makes a call. Annie appears answering the phone.

ANNIE
Hello.

ANITA
Hey Annie, it’s me, Anita.

ANNIE
Hey, how was your lunch?

ANITA
What lunch?

ANNIE
Weren’t you at lunch?

ANITA
No. I was at aerobics.

ANNIE
Your secretary said you were at lunch.

ANITA
That’s what I tell him to say. I don’t want people knowing I do aerobics. It’s so East Bay. So listen, I got flowers today...

ANNIE
You did?

ANITA
Yes, I did, and the card says from a secret admirer, is that you by any chance?

ANNIE
I have no idea what you’re talking about.

ANITA
I don’t believe you.

ANNIE
So, what are you doing now?

ANITA
I’m working.

ANNIE
How boring!

ANITA
I know.

ANNIE
Come over, leave early.

ANITA
I can’t.

ANNIE
You know, I can still smell you from last night.

ANITA
Come again? I mean excuse me?

ANNIE
Sit on the desk.

ANITA
Annie, not now, I’m working?

ANNIE
Anita, listen to me. Are you listening?

ANITA
Yes.

ANNIE
Sit...on...the desk.

ANITA
Annie?

ANNIE
Right now.(she does) Did you do it?

ANITA
Yes.

ANNIE
Spread your legs.
(she does)
Spread em wider.

ANITA
You’re making me so wet.

ANNIE
Pull one of your legs up.

ANITA
Annie...

ANNIE
Do it. Now! Touch yourself.
(she does)
Are you touching yourself?

ANITA
Yes.

ANNIE
Are you?

ANITA
Yes.

ANNIE
Don’t lie to me.

ANITA
I’m not.

ANNIE
Are you wet?

ANITA
Yes, very.

ANNIE
Straddle the desk and don’t you dare drop the phone, hear my voice, see my face. God you look good. I’ve fantasized about fucking you on your desk Ms. Executive. Coming around from behind you when you are on the phone. Lifting up your skirt, you try to turn around but I don’t let you. Close your eyes and don’t look back. I bend you over the desk.

ANITA (cont’d)
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh My God.

(Kim enters and stands inside the door, shocked but can’t look away)

ANITA
Oh my God.

Anita sees Kim.

ANITA (cont’d)
OH MY GOD!!!

(Kim runs out)

ANITA (cont'd)
(frantic)
Somebody just walked in! Listen, I gotta go! Oh My God! I’ll call you later!!! Kim, Kim, Kim...

(She opens the door to reveal Kim standing in the doorway shocked)

ANITA (cont’d)
Kim, honestly, how much did you see?

KIM
You’re such a slut!

(Anita slams door on Kim, Kim re-opens it)

KIM (CONT'D
I am so jealous.

(Again, Anita slams door on Kim, Kim re-opens it)

KIM (CONT'D)
So who was on the phone?

ANITA
It is none of your business.

KIM
Well, you looked hot on your desk.

ANITA
Shit up Kim.

KIM
Was it one of those 900 lines?

ANITA
Oh, God no.

KIM
I had no idea you were into that...

ANITA
Okay, do you promise not to tell?

KIM
Anita, I’m your best friend. I’ll tell everyone.

ANITA
It was the stripper.

KIM
You lost me.

ANITA
The stripper. From last night. She stayed at the house. She stayed all night. She sent me flowers. That was her on the phone. We have a date for tonight. She really likes me. Say something.
(pause)
Well, you hired her.

KIM
Just to dance. Not to spend the night with you.

ANITA
It was wonderful.

KIM
She spent the night?

ANITA
Yes.

KIM
All night?

ANITA
Breakfast too.

KIM
Are you crazy? You spent the night with a prostitute.

ANITA
Oh, Kim, it’s not like that.

KIM
She’s an escort Anita. Wake up. I found her in the yellow pages.

ANITA
She didn’t charge me.

KIM
She’s still a hooker. She’s a walking petri dish.
Annie and Bud enter and start getting ready for the photo shoot.

ANITA
Kim don’t say that...

KIM
Anita. You deserve some fun. God knows at least one of us does. But I thought you wanted a wife, Anita. I thought you wanted a ring. You always talk about what it means to you. What that would mean to you getting a ring. What that would represent. Something unbroken; something unending; something whole.

ANITA
I do want all that.

KIM
But you don’t find a wife in a brothel. You don’t go shopping for a Mercedes at a Toyota dealership.

ANITA
She’s not a Toyota?

KIM
No shes a taxi. She’ll give anybody a ride. Shes a city bus. You can’t date a hooker.